Greetings!

A new blog.  Where nobody knows me.  Licence to talk the biggest load of shit ever imaginable.

Lets start with....what I do when I am not here.....

Well, I make funny faces at my web cam and I paint my face and I run a bit and like dressing up in nice clothes and wearing perfume and listening to Very Heavy Metal and I think about stuff to write here.  Simple.

I daydream a lot and in my head I am very different to the real me.  I think this leads to a lot of confusion within. 

But we'll get to that.

I sometimes read the death notices in the local paper.  Tonight there were lots of deaths and lot of people were 65 when they died and if that is the average then I only have 22 years to go.  I better get on with it.